A Bird In The Hand…

My mom and I were riffing on this quote that I think is terrible and sometimes I remember what it means and sometimes I block it.  Mom and I have agreed that she and I will not discuss it any more!

Here are some silly versions.  Let me know yours!

“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand.

A bird in your bush is not worth two birds in your hand.

Two birds in your hand are also worth one in a bush.

One hand is better than three birds.

Two birds in a bush are not worth one in your hand.

You need two hands with three birds in your bush.